Oh my god I wish
Guess my follower count!
lets play a game called ‘i feel like i’m bothering you with everything i say so i won’t make any attempts at contact until you message me first’
what a beautiful person
“youre always on your computer” well ur always on my nerves
mom it’s NOT porn they’re POLE DANCING ANIMALS goddamn
i’m genuinely concerned that no one will fall in love with me
The urge to hug phil lester has never been this strong
"I am scared of tumblr, who are militantly liberal and intolerant of anyone else who doesn’t share their opinion." - Alex Day
ALEX DAY YOU SACK OF SHIT WE ARE LITERALLY ONLY ASKING YOU NOT TO COERCE UNDERAGED GIRLS INTO HAVING SEX WITH YOU. THE BAR HAS TRULY NEVER BEEN LOWER.